Of Metal and Kats (A SWAT Kats episode)

Plot: After Chance throws a tantrum at the mechanical school. He acts like a dog.

CAST:
Razor - Barry Gordon

T-Bone - Charles Adler

Callie Briggs - Tress MacNeille

Commander Feral - Gary Owens

Mayor Manx - Jim Cummings

Guest Cast:

Mac Mange - Neil Ross

Molly Mange - April Winchell

David Litterbin - John Byner

Supporting Cast:

Ann Gora - Candi Milo

Teacher - April Winchell

Principal - Neil Ross

Nick - Barry Gordon

Nick's wife - Charles Adler

Man on TV - Barry Gordon

Male mob #1 - Frank Welker

Male mob #2 - Rob Paulsen

Female mob - Charles Adler

Enforcer #1 - Barry Gordon

Enforcer #2 - Neil Ross

Enforcer #3 - Jeff Bennett

Act One
Enforcer 1#:

Enforcer 2#:

Enforcer 3#:

Enforcer 1#:

Enforcer 2#:

Enforcer 1#:

Enforcer 3#:

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Jake: (yawns)

TV announcer: Coming up next, It's an 80-hour Scaredy Kat Marathon! Right here on Channel 12......

(Jake turns off TV)

Chance: What the -

Jake: Guess what, Chancey-Boy? Today we're going to Mechanical school, So you're coming with me.

Chance: (whine) But, Jake. I wanna watch an 80-hour Scaredy Kat Marathon on Channel 12. And announcer says that it's on now!

Jake: (sighs) Now look, Chance. I'm in charge of my garage, and I'm taking care of it! 'Cause the answer is no!

Chance: But-

Jake: No buts! You have to come with me!

Chance: 

(walking the Mechanical School)

Chance:

Jake:

Chance:

(at Mechanical School)

Jake: Well, Chance. This is a hallway. And these are lockers where you can put on. It's an easier saying that it's done while packing these things.

Teacher: 

Jake: Hey, teach! (shake hand) The name's Jake, Jake Clawson. and this is my dog who eats his homework.

(Chance eating his homework)

Teacher: Hey, what are you doing?! Bad dog! Give me that!

(at classroom)

Teacher: Of all the

Jake: 

Teacher:

Chance: (imitating Muttley snickers while grabbing a tv cart, then turns on a tv and watch Scaredy-Kat)

Teacher: Hey! What are ya doing?! I said no TV! Give me it right now! Give it to me or else you're suspended!

Chance: You can't have it! It's mine! Mine mine mine mine mine!

Jake: You know what can I say, teach? I think I can handle this.

Teacher: (growls) Give me that stupid Television ya stupid mutt! (turns off a tv and snatches a TV cart) There!

Chance: You can't hand it to me like that! It's mine! (punches a chalkboard) (pounds fists) You can't destroy that Scaredy-Kat! I wanna watch Scaredy-Kat! I want Scaredy-Kat! I want Scaredy-Kat! (screams while bangs his chest) Roooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawrrr!!!!

Teacher: 

Jake: Just calm down a bit, teach. That's how I said, I can handle it.

Teacher: 

Jake: 

Chance: (screams) Raaaawr!! (punches a chalkboard again)

Teacher: (gasps) Aargh! That's it! Into the principal's office! NOW!

(at principal's office)

Principal: Now look you two. I'm very disappointed today and that's finally that!

Jake: (upset) But, principal, I the teacher didn't give me an F on it, I saw my buddy, Chance who's got crazier than I am!

Chance: (growls) Bark bark bark bark bark!

Jake: Whoa whoa! Easy now- Chance! Slow down! Heel! Heel!

Principal: (scared) Aiiyeeee! (angry) That's It! You're suspended! Forever!

SCENE END

(while walking back to Jake and Chance's garage)

Jake: Since your teacher and your principal said no. We need to talk!

Chance: (whine) But you don't have to understand that. You said if the teacher and principal said that I may watch an 80-hour Scaredy Kat marathon on TV!

(inside Jake and Chance's garage)

Jake: As much of my mind, I

Chance: 

Jake:

Chance: (fingers to cover ears) Blah blah blah blah blah blaaah! Can't hear ya! La la la la la la laaaa! (Jake hits Chance) Ai-yee!

Jake: (angry) Excuse me, Chance?! I'm keep talking right here, right now!

Chance: (imitating Muttley) Sassafras ya rowl rowl Grrrrrrrrr! (barking)

Jake: Hey, what are ya do- Chance! Calm down here! Heel! Heel! (clap hands) All right! Sit! (Chance sits like a dog) Turn around! (Chance turns around) Hop! (Chance pounce like a dog) And roll it over! (Chance rolls over) Good Boy! (pats Chance)

Chance: (panting) Bark bark bark bark bark!

Jake: (giggles) Man, Looks like you need a food, you need anything to drink. Then I guess you want some Kat-Nips. Mmmm It's irresistible and guaranteed Kat shapes! Kat shaped! Get it? (giggles)

Chance: Oh boy! Kat-Nips! Yummy in my tummy! Cowabungaaa! (gobbles a box full of Kat-Nips)

Jake: 

Chance:

SCENE END

(at Mechanical School)

Teacher:

Principal:

Teacher:

Principal:

Male Mob #1:

Male Mob #2:

Female Mob:

Male Mob #3:

Principal (in Mac's voice): You see.....I'm the only one who sends them to the office and got suspended immediately!

Teacher (in Molly's voice): Yeah, Time to put the SWAT Kats an F stamp once it for all!

Teacher and Principal: (evil laughs)

Act Two
(Klaxon blares)

Callie: Hey, SWAT Kats!

Jake: Yeah, Miss Briggs?

Callie: I need your help! The Metallikats are at a mechanical school, they're gonna destroy

Jake: That's

Callie: 

Jake: Etcetera etcetera etcetera.....Good, 'cause we're on our way! Ready to kick some of these Metaliklutz tails? SWAT Kats! To the jet!

(they changed to SWAT Kat uniforms)

SCENE END

Razor: (smells some fresh air) Aaaah.....Smells that fresh air! Ain't we, T-Bone? T-Bone?

T-Bone: 

Razor: 

T-Bone:

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Feral: Now, look here you failure kats! This is Megakat City, and there will be no dogs allowed in the entire world!

Razor: You look here, Feral! This is our Turbokat, And he's a total trustworthy mutt!

Feral: But I do not about this stupid mutt!

(T-Bone angry growls like a dog and barks)

Razor: 

Feral:

Razor:

SCENE END

(walking in the street)

Razor: You see. The teacher's giving an F. and it missed it. From now on, Mayor's in charge of that Callie once it a while, And it certainly does that Feral's job. (T-Bone stops and sniffs a fire hydrant) (offscreen) T-Bone, Come on already! (keeps walking) As usual, Callie's taking a terrific care of business for Mayor in a meantime. My own chances to bring me some of these latest copies of Kit LePurr in a bookstand. It can only could work, just in case!

(in the park)

Nick's wife: Look at the guy who's playing a pooch, Nick.

Nick: (scoffs) Man, It figures.

Razor: Hey, look! Me and my mutt, T-Bone are playing in here.

Nick: That's nice. It's been swell. But I suggest that you are so talented as much as you could.

Razor: You could say it. I'm gonna give it a try. Now swish!

(T-Bone bites a frisbee)

Razor: Good, boy!

Nick: See? I told you he's good at being a mutt trainer.

Nick's wife: And that's why he is a cutest mutt in the entire city.

Nick: Sounds like a mutt who's very talented if you ask me.

Razor: 

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Razor: (gasps) Wow! I can't wait to (drives a car)

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Molly: Well well well....Looks like you feel down a bit, ain't it,

Mac: Don't go anywhere 'til we need something to discuss about!

Razor: (offscreen) Hold it!

The Metallikats: Aaaaagh! It's the SWAT Kats! Back so soon, eh?

Razor: Yeah, we are!

T-Bone: (growls)

Mac: We'll see about that! Argh!

Razor: Yaa! (blows a raspberry)

Mac: Molly, Get this stupid mutt outta the private area!

Molly: Coming, Mac!

Razor: 

Callie: 

Razor: 

T-Bone: Bark bark! (licks at Razor and Callie's cheeks)

Razor / Callie: (laughs)

Razor: Ooh, That T-Bone is such a total mutt boy.

Callie: Good puppy, T-Boy! (pats T-Bone) Does any one else want some of these Kat-Nips? It's your favorite.

T-Bone: Roh, roy! Ri rove rit! Ruff ruff Riff raff! (munches Kat-nips)

Callie: See, Razor? He loves it this much.

Razor: Yeah. Well I guess we better get on a ride the car right away! Now let's get

Mac: Oooooh! That did it! That did it!

Molly: 

SCENE END

(Razor drives a car)

Razor / Callie: (laughs)

Razor: Man,

Callie: 

Razor: Yeah. It sounds like we are

SCENE END

Act Three
Mac: 

Molly:

Mac:

Molly:

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SCENE END

Razor:

T-Bone:

Razor:

T-Bone:

Razor: So, Callie. Wanna go back to the garage and watch my favorite show?

Callie: Love to.

SCENE END

(Back at Jake and Chance's garage, Jake is watching his favorite show called "David Litterbin Show" with Callie and Chance)

David Litterbin: Remember, folks. I've got a better question. Isn't true that a canine lives in Megakat City?

Man on TV: (voice over) I don't know. I'll try to find the answer right.

Jake: Ooooh, I can't believe that David Litterbin was our biggest fan.

Callie: Trust me, Jake. You're my generous.

Jake: Yeah. (snap his finger) Chance! Bring me the latest copy of Kit LePurr magazines!

Chance: Comin' right up!

David Litterbin: I know the answer. Right? See. There are no canines allowed in Megakat City?

Chance: (annoyed) Didn't you notice that exactly watch that show called "David Litterbin", will ya?! I show that to a booted one! Change it to Scaredy Kat right now! David Litterbin was super irritating!

Jake: (annoyed) Chance, Relax! (happy) He is a star of a show inside of a television! He loves us!

Jake / Callie: (laughs)

Chance: (not amused) I wish Scaredy Kat is here on television...Roh roy..(munches his Kat-Nips)

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