An Internal Messsage (A SWAT Kats episode)

Plot: Imagine that a french villain named Monsieur Meow Massacre who tries to threat the Megakat City.

CAST:
Razor - Barry Gordon

T-Bone - Charles Adler

Commander Feral - Gary Owens

Callie Briggs - Tress MacNeille

Mayor Manx - Jim Cummings

Guest Cast:

Monsieur Meow Massacre - Greg Burson

Supporting Cast:

Ann Gora - Candi Milo

Jonny K - Mark Hamill

Young Ulysses Feral (in a flashback) - Gary Owens

Young Jake Clawson (in a flashback) - Elizabeth Daily

Young Chance Furlong (in a flashback) - Pamela Segall

Jake's mother (in a flashback) - Jennifer Hale

Jake's father (in a flashback) - Adam West

David Litterbin - John Byner

Enforcer 1 - Barry Gordon

Enforcer 2 - Charles Adler

Enforcer 3 - Greg Burson

Angel Razor - Barry Gordon

Devil T-Bone - Charles Adler

Tim - Barry Gordon

Tim's wife - Charles Adler

Man - Greg Burson

Screaming Woman - Charles Adler

Act One:
Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

SCENE END

(At Jake and Chance's garage. Jake was watching David Litterbin Show. Jake is wearing a white collared sweater with red stripes, and navy black pants, and reddish-brown sneakers while Chance is wearing a light blue shirt and light green vest, and purple pants and blue and green sneakers.)

David Litterbin: As soon as the

Jake: You know, Chancey. Remember the time that ever since we are young ages

Chance: 

Jake: This is an album of us. Come take a look.

Chance: Who are you?

Jake: This is me. and this is my mother, and this is my father who lived at my home. This is my new friend, Chance. He loves his appetite. This is me and my buddy who went to school, we learned about some coolest jets and planes.

Chance: Really? Since when?

Jake: At Megakat High School, we became the coolest and awesomest teenagers. We

Chance : Now hold your horses, Jake!

Jake : This is how I became a football player, and this is my special girlfriend, Callie and her friends who became cheerleaders!

Chance : And not to mention that I look famous! I'm a cheerleader too!

Jake : Hey, wait a minute, Chance! I thought the cheerleading is for girls, not for guys!

Chance : Oh, I hear you huge times in a row.

Jake: And then we went to the prom with my girlfriend, Callie. After that, we graduated in high school while we're in an awesome yet total success.

Chance: Nice

Jake: Imagine when Commander Feral was so young too. (suspicious) Hmm......What was he thinking about?

(flashback begins When a young guy named Ulysses Feral who's jogging.)

Jake: (voice over) It all started when a young guy named Feral who's good at exercising. Until for a second day, He was looking for

(Feral hears that two young boys, Jake and Chance are crying)

Young Jake and Chance: (both crying) Waaaaaaaaahahahaaaaa!

Jake: (voice over) Unfortunately, Feral would come and rescue us. That's what action-packed adventuring superheroes are for!

Young Jake and Chance : Thanks, Captain Feral!

Feral : I am not a superhero!

Young Jake : Why?

Feral : Because, I already said that I am not perfect!

Young Chance : Duh, why?

Feral : Because, I am not feeling powerful!

Young Jake and Chance : Why?

Feral : Because, I quit! Now beat it and get lost while I'm outta here! Got it?!

Young Jake and Chance : Okay, We'll see you again soon, Buh bye!

(at Jake's house)

Jake: (voice over) Luckily, Me and my new friend Chance didn't notice that Feral isn't so great and powerful. Unless he could become the boss of the Enforcers.

Young Jake : (sighs) It looks like Feral isn't a hero anymore, 'cause he'll rescued us!

Young Chance : Even if my bigger brother who is older than me, 'cause he won't let me try to fly! (sucks thumb)

Young Jake : I understand that, Chance. But there's nothing we can do all about this.

Young Chance : But Feral

Young Jake : Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Chance?

Young Chance : Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Jake?

Young Jake: Yes we are thinking! We superheroes who rescues everyone in a Megakat City! We are unstoppable and

Young Chance: You bet! Count us in!

(Jake and Chance giving high five)

END SCENE

Jake's mother:

Jake:

Jake's father:

Jake:

Jake's mother:

Jake's father:

Jake: 

Chance:

(end flashback)

Jake: After much more time of these days, Ever since me and my buddy went to pilot school. This is my neighborhood, and this is your neighborhood.

Chance: Oh, I hear ya. I didn't expect that Feral was not good at rescuing us.

Jake: You're always saying that Feral isn't. Now zip it before I'll think of something! (opens a can of milk, then drink gulps)

Chance: I'm not surprising if I don't have a duct tape or a zipper.

Jake: Seriously. Feral said that you do not have some choices to make. (continues drink glugs)

Chance: 

Jake: Ha ha what could possibly go wrong?! Chance

Chance: 

(phone rings)

Jake: 

Chance:

SCENE END

Commander Feral: This stinks! Razor and T-Bone are both driving me nuts! Especially those SWAT Kats are gonna get those sweetest revenges on me. I quit!

Enforcer #1: Huh?!

Enforcer #2: Feral!

Enforcer #3: But why?!

Commander Feral: Because, I already said so!

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

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Jake: (on a phone)

Chance: You mean like this? (punches a

Jake: 

Chance: You mean more like this? (punches a picture of Commander Feral)

Jake: 

(changing as SWAT Kat uniforms)

Razor: SWAT Kats! To the jet!

T-Bone: 

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

SCENE END

Razor: 

T-Bone:

Razor:

T-Bone:

Razor:

T-Bone:

SCENE END

Johnny: Hey, Ann. You think that

Ann: Amazing! If Razor and T-Bone could not wait if a French villain named Monsieur Meow Massacre. He's trying to massacre in every people and devastates the Megakat City.

People: (gasps) Le what?!

Ann: That's right. He's a most menace in the entire life.

SCENE END

Razor: Hurry up, kiddo! We need more gas or we could fall us apart! [Note: Technically, he's Jake's here since he isn't wearing his mask]

T-Bone: I'm still workin' on it, and I don't have the encyclopedia extinguishers!

Razor: (yawns) (arms behind head) Yeah, you know, I really not sure if Callie's afraid of a vain villain who's trying to conquer everyone in the Megakat City.

T-Bone: I wish I'm afraid he would say that all the times in every year.

Razor: Anything else you could do something to work while we still the SWAT Kats can?

T-Bone: Yeah, I dunno.

Razor: On second thought. We'll try again in another time later.

T-Bone: 

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

Man: 

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Woman: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! It's the maniac! Aaaaaaah! Horror!

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

SCENE END

Razor: Finish yet, Chancey?

T-Bone: Done!

Razor: Good, So all we have to do is

T-Bone:

Razor:

T-Bone:

Act Two:
Commander Feral: 

Enforcer #1: 

Enforcer #4:

Enforcer #5:

Commander Feral:

Enforcers:

SCENE END

Razor: 

T-Bone:

Razor:

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre: You wanna trade it or not trade it?!

Manx: (cries)

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Yeah or not?!

Manx: (cries like a little girl)

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Then you're not getting a money back unless you couldn't stand a chance! I'll be right back this time.

T-Bone: Going somewhere?

Monsieur Meow Massacre: What?! Sacrebleu! It's the SWAT Kats! Razor et T-Bone!

Razor: Yes we are! 'Cause we're

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Guess not!

T-Bone: (screams like a girl) Help help! Police! Help! A massacre man! A massacre man! Eeeeeeeee! Come here and quick! Eeeeeeeee!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: (laughs)

Callie: Now you leave that Mayor alone right now!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Wha- Oh, It's you mon cherie!

Razor: Hey, Callie. Long time no see! Looks like you not being late after all.

Callie: I'm sure if I'm glad you could make it.

Razor: Now that's the T-Bone I know in

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Now you're gonna regret it when it comes to my own way, it won't solve the problems somehow, no way, no how!

T-Bone: Hey, Look!

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Razor: T-Bone! Look out!

T-Bone: What? Where? Yikes! (taunting) Nya nya, you miss me! Aii-yee!

Razor: Come on, we better get going or somebody's gonna get caught. SWAT Kats! To the prowl car!

Manx: But what about me? I wanna go too! (weeps)

SCENE END

(Razor drives a car)

Razor: Phew! That was a total progress

Callie: 

Razor: Me neither,

T-Bone: Hey, hey. I got a better idea! Watch! (imitating Mayor Manx) Oh no! I'm scared and I'm too big and young to die! You didn't save my life yet!

Razor: (not amused) (sighs) If that Commander Feral doesn't want us anymore, then what will happens if we could fail it this time?........

T-Bone:

Razor:

Callie:

Razor: Yeeeeeah, pretty much as more like escaping while still working for a purrrrfect total touch!

T-Bone: What's the fuss about, Feral?!

Commander Feral: (via radio)

Razor / Callie / T-Bone: (gasps) Innocent?

Commander Feral: (via radio) (smacks forehead you can heard) Of course not.

Razor:

Callie:

Razor:

T-Bone:

SCENE END

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Callie: I better go back to my office and see what's wrong with the mayor, and quick!

Razor: You take care, Miss Briggs. SWAT Kats! To the jet!

SCENE END

SCENE END

Razor: 

T-Bone:

Razor: You wait here, T-Bone! While I go and stop that Monsieur Meow Massacre!

T-Bone: Good luck, buddy!

Act Three:
(Razor sneaks into the park)

Razor: Mmmh...Looks like somebody's got the right

Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

Razor:

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Razor:

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

SCENE END

Commander Feral: 

Enforcer:

Commander Feral:

Enforcer:

Commander Feral:

Angel Razor: It's not so polite to disappoint these SWAT Kats. 'Cause these are the good guys, remember?

Commander Feral:

Devil T-Bone: Aaah, Don't even listen to that wimp! They just caused all of the extremely biggest troubles!

Angel Razor: No they aren't!

Devil T-Bone: Oh, yes they will!

Angel Razor: They're not!

Devil T-Bone: They're too!

Angel Razor: They're not!

Devil T-Bone: They're too!

Angel Razor: 

Devil T-Bone: You wanna piece of me?!

Commander Feral: Will you two shut up! Enough is enough!

Angel Razor: Aw, Tell you what, Feral. Just be in your good side.

Devil T-Bone: And go tell that dorksters to

Angel Razor: 

Devil T-Bone: Aaah, Whatever!

Commander Feral: 

SCENE END

Razor:

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Razor:

Tim: Honey, did you hear that noisy racket?

Tim's wife: I hear ya, Tim. You should't notice that's how the noisiest racket does!

Tim: If this villain keeps massacring this city, I'm calling the Enforcer cops! (grabs a phone) Hi. This is Tim, speaking.

SCENE END

Enforcer #1: 

Tim: (voice on a phone)

Enforcer #1:

Enforcers:

Enforcer #1:

SCENE END

Razor:

Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

Razor : Think you could stop me for a reason? (scoffs) Think any better?

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

T-Bone : (disguise as a cheerleading girl) Rah rah Razor! Rah rah Razor! Rah rah Razor! Gimmie an R! R! Gimmie an A! A! Gimmie a Z! Gimmie an O, and another R! R-A-Z-O-R! what's that spell?! Razor! Razor, Razor, He's our man, if he can't do it, no one can! Go Razor! Go Razor! Give it a hit! Alley-Oop! Rah rah Razor! Rah rah Razor!

Razor : (angry offscreen) This is no time to do the dancing T-Bone! Why don't you go pick an outfit right now!

T-Bone : (laughs nervously smiles) Eh he he he he he he he, (change as a SWAT Kat uniform) Ah ha!, I defy you! You must die!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Huaaii-Yaaaah! (T-Bone punches Monsieur Meow Massacre) Oof!

T-Bone: 

Razor: Awesome! You changed your uniform. Way to go! (high five) Looks like who's gonna criticize that creep for a while, T-Bone.

T-Bone: Well, I can't sign Feral's note and I can't steal Feral's lunch to be honor.

Razor: 

T-Bone: No problemo, Top kat!

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

T-Bone: Heads up! (scrapes on a ground and pretend like a bull) Here comes T-Bone!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Come and get it!

T-Bone: 

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Toro! Toro! Toro! Toro I say!

T-Bone:

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Olaaaaay!

T-Bone: 

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Razor / T-Bone: Olaaaaaay!

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Feral: Ah ha! There you two both are! I thought I told both of you not to go in a

Razor: But we did an awesome job, Feral! I saw Monsieur Meow Massacre who tried to conquer an area, and then my assistant T-Bone who's got a totally critical knockout. BANG! BANG! Rat a tat tat! He's trying to ask us that he could be hazardous to your health!

T-Bone: And besides, I'm the best tackler ever! Gracias, Feral! (shake Feral's hand)

Feral: (happy) De nada - (angry) Excuse me?! Did I ever thank both of you for disturbing the area?!

Razor / T-Bone: Shhhhhh!! (points at Monsieur Meow Massacre)

Enforcer #1: (offscreen) Looks like someone is having a ain't ya?

Enforcer #2: (offscreen) Yeah, I got the point.

Enforcers: Freeze! You're under arrest!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: (hands up) But I can explain!

Enforcers: No explanations need to be heard! That's the rules! You're in, You're out! (Monsieur Meow Massacre not amused) That's it! Good riddance! Goodbye!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: No no no no no no - (thrown to the Enforcers car) Waugh! (shuts the Enforcers car door) You can't do this to me! I'm in charge and I'm taking care of it!

Feral: I'll think of something.

SCENE END

Feral: Mr. Jake Razor Clawson. Chancey T-Boy. I wonder if I'm very disappointed at you two

Razor: Well, for the record, defeat that nasty man right in the northeast!

T-Bone: And for the record, defeat that dork right in the southwest!

Feral: Now get a move on!

Razor: Psst! I think he's gonna get a totally mega vex.

T-Bone: Really? How humiliating.

Feral: I couldn't be proud of themselves anyways after all!

Manx: (disguise as a little girl and speaks like a little girl) Just relax, and have a little help from two good innocent SWAT Kittens. (Feral hits Manx) Oof!

Feral: Keep your mouth shut!

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