Rise Of Feral (A SWAT Kats episode)

Plot: It's a Feral family reunion for a day.

CAST:
Razor - Barry Gordon

T-Bone - Charles Adler

Commander Feral - Gary Owens

Callie Briggs - Tress MacNeille

Lt. Felina Feral - Lori Alan

Guest Cast:

Monsieur Meow Massacre - Greg Burson

Felina's father (Rick) - Paul Winchell

Felina's mother (Elsa) - Ken Sansom

Supporting Cast:

TV announcer - Kenneth Mars

David Litterbin on TV - John Byner

Enforcer #1 - Cam Clarke

Enforcer #2 - Rob Paulsen

Enforcer #3 - Townsend Coleman

TRANSCRIPT:
Act One:

(at Jake and Chance's garage, Feral is at kitchen. Razor and T-Bone sleep in their own bunk bed without helmets and masks)

Feral: (offscreen) Rise and shine, you sleepyheads!

Razor: 

T-Bone:

Razor: (giggles) Looks like somebody's gonna call for a family reunion!

(Razor and T-Bone puts some masks, then puts helmets on)

Feral: Looks like, you both guys are starving today, It's Feral Day, and I'm still cooking up on today's specialty.

Razor: Ugh. Not the senses of these nastiest faux things. Why don't you..

T-Bone: Plug your noses..

Razor: And kiss your..

T-Bone: Stomach butts..

Razor / T-Bone: (chokes) (throaty voice) Goodbye!

(As Feral puts plateful of bacon and scrambled eggs, then Razor and T-Bone sits the chairs of the table. Razor looks at a plate what's on in it.)

Razor: (confused) So, this meal means that Tiger bacon and uh....Hyena-like cheetah eggs?

Feral: Very good answer. But wrong. I mean, It's a Feral specialty. By the way, My niece Felina has her mother and her father. Now dig in!

(Razor and T-Bone gobbles up some bacon and scrambled eggs faster, then drink glugs some milk, and loud belches)

T-Bone: Pies in the sky! What a ghastly joke!

Razor: Uh, T-Bone, Is something's wrong? Aren't you gonna get a serendipity or something?

T-Bone: What? It's just a pun. Let's go to the Turbokat and see some of the stuff out. Vamanos!

SCENE END

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(At Jake and Chance's Garage, T-Bone was watching TV)

TV announcer : Coming up next, It's the cowardly feline get chased by a ghoul, Scaredy Kat!

T-Bone : Oh boy! Scaredy Kat time!

Razor : (turns the TV off) Come on, T-Bone, time to go!

T-Bone : Hey! You're not the boss of me!

Razor : Yep, I'm a SWAT Kat, member of Feral, and I can do what ever I want!

T-Bone : It doesn't matter!

Razor : Oh, yes it is!

T-Bone : Make me!

Felina : (in screen) Calm down! There's something's wrong with them.

Razor : Hey!

Razor / T-Bone : It's Lieutenant Feral!

Felina : Yes I am.

T-Bone : Boy, are we glad to see you, Lieutenant? What was your problem already?

Felina : My momma and my papa got katnapped by a mean guy from Paris..And I must need you both help right away!

Ann Gora : That's right. Felina's parents got trapped by Monsieur Meow Massacre, Looks like he's trying to rob his bank

Razor : This is a job for...The SWAT Kats! Get to the jet! Now!

(Razor and T-Bone are running to Turbokat)

Razor: Arriba Arriba Yepa Yepa Andele Andele Yeee-Haaa!

T-Bone : Rapido Rapido Andele Vamanos!

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre : (evil laughs)

Felina's father : (growls) You can't get away with it, Monsieur Meow Madman!

Felina's mother : Yeah! Can't getting away with this, you dirty, rotten, coward!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Ha! Too late, you stubborn kats! Now here's your chance,

Razor : (offscreen) Not so fast, madman!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : What the - Holy Kats! It's the SWAT Kats!

Razor : We'll see about that!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Surrender this!

Razor : Nice try, ya Mortal mind. Ha! Looks like we need to activate these missiles. Okay. Give me a good try!

T-Bone : Deploy!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Huh? Aaaah!

Razor : Bingo! Awesome! Now let's see what happens if Lieutenant's up to.

Rick Feral : Thanks for saving us. Hey, wait a minute! Since what happens to cause all the trouble in Megakat City?!

Elsa Feral : And you two have been very naughty since Commander Feral sees this.

Felina : Mother! Father!

Elsa Feral : Oh, Felina. I'm so glad you're okay now.

Felina : I know.

Rick Feral : And we're worried about you.

Razor : Sounds like Felina's got her parents now.

Rick Feral : Hmm..sure.

T-Bone : 

Elsa Feral : 

Rick Feral : Alright, who are you?

Elsa Feral : And what are your names will it be?

Razor : The name's Razor.

T-Bone : And the name's T-Bone.

Razor : And we're the SWAT Kats who saved the day from the nastiest man in France. Eewwgh!

T-Bone : You said (belches), I said..Sacrebleu!

Felina : Down with these mean skies, A kat must fly, Razor and T-Bone became good guys.

Rick Feral : 

Elsa Feral :

Razor : Hey. Where's Callie Briggs?

T-Bone : Eventually, but she doesn't wanna go.

Felina : Huh? What do you mean she doesn't wanna go?

T-Bone : Unfortunately, she was sick.

Razor : Correct. She is sick.

Elsa Feral : (sighs) It's so simple..She's always hanging up, sometimes.

Razor : 

T-Bone :

Rick Feral :

Felina :

SCENE END

Commander Feral :

Enforcer #3 :

Enforcer #1 :

Commander Feral :

Enforcer #2 :

Commander Feral :

SCENE END

Razor :

T-Bone :

Razor :

T-Bone :

SCENE END

David Litterbin: 

Callie : Uuuhh....(coughs)...If anybody could save the entire city..(coughs)..How come if Lieutenant and the SWAT Kats could go..(coughs)..even without me? (coughs) Uuuhh....Razor, come in.

Razor : What is it, Miss Briggs?

Callie : Ugh, I

Razor : Aaww..Poor Callie.

Callie : (coughs)..Razor..(cough)..You're the best.

Enforcer #1 : Is she okay?

Razor : Mmm mm..She doesn't. She's always actually

Enforcer #2 : Unfortunately, she

Razor : 

Enforcer #3 :

Razor : Okay, What's next?

Enforcer #1 :

Razor : Thanks to you guys reminded me, Bye. Don't worry, Callie. I promise. (blow kiss)

T-Bone : How does she feel?

Razor : Not so well today. I wonder if Feral's gonna be mad at me. or even you, T-Bone.

Felina : (crying)

T-Bone : There, there, Felina. I'm sure if Miss Briggs are gonna be the ultimate fine in no time at all.

Razor : Yeah. This is a case of an emergency. We've got something to discuss.

T-Bone : We've got a huge plan to make.

Act Two:

Razor : Any ideas how you can get to buy something to make Callie feel better?

T-Bone : You mean "to steal it"?

Razor : No!

Felina : Is there anything else we can get something for Miss Callie Briggs, father?

Rick Feral : Quite.

Razor : Looks like there's gotta be something we can do about this. Quick, SWAT Kats! Get in a jet!

T-Bone : Sorry for the record. You two can't come with us to our Turbokat.

Elsa Feral : (pushes T-Bone) Oh, Shut up and get to work!

(flies the Turbokat)

Razor : Are you ready to rumble for the next mission, SWAT Kats?

T-Bone / Felina : Roger that!

Razor : 

SCENE END

Commander Feral : 

Enforcers :

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

Man : 

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

Man :

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

SCENE END

Felina :

T-Bone :

Razor :

T-Bone :

SCENE END

SCENE END

Act Three:

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

Rick :

Elsa :

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

Rick :

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

Rick :

Elsa :

SCENE END

Razor :

SCENE END

Rick: Ay caramba! Mr. Madman is trying to massacre us!

Elsa: We're stuck in the middle of nowhere and we can't find them to figure it out - Look out!

Rick and Elsa : (shriek) Aaaaaaah!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : (snickers)

SCENE END

Commander Feral :

SCENE END

Razor : 

T-Bone : 

Razor : You better stay here, T-Boy, while I go check Callie.

T-Bone : Good luck, Razor.

SCENE END

Enforcer #1:

Enforcer #3:

Enforcer #2:

Enforcer #1: 

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Rick:

Elsa:

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Rick / Elsa : Deploying

Monsieur Meow Massacre: (snickers) Time to

T-Bone: Surprise!

Monsieur Meow Massacre:

Rick : Look, It's Felina and her T-Bone!

Elsa : Honey!

Felina : Ha! Looks like you're not gonna get fast enough, ain't ya?

T-Bone: It's go time!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: 

SCENE END

SCENE END

Razor: Here's your medicine, Miss Briggs.

Callie: Thank you.

Razor: Mmm..Looks like you are definitely gonna be okay. Sometimes if Feral needs the rest of a gang to help him, Unless Monsieur Meow Massacre won't stand these chances anymore.

Callie: I guess you're right, Mr. Razor. Even Felina and T-Bone are helping with her parents to stop that mean French guy. Feral's gonna be so happy.

Razor: Yeah, since Mayor could do it for ya.

(Razor and Callie both kissing)

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Quel est le problème, personnes douces? Abandonner pour un jeu?

Felina: We don't really think so!

T-Bone: You've got one rotten choice to cut through it!

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Ha! On verra.

SCENE END

Enforcer #1: Sacrebleu! Look, it's that mean ol' French guy again!

Enforcer #2: Yeah, and you guys know what to do, right?

Enforcer #3: Yeah. It's go time.

Enforcers: Enforcer Power!

SCENE END

Monsieur Meow Massacre :

Elsa : You imbecile! You

Rick : 

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Et bien c'est dommage. Looks like you two

Razor : HEEAI-YAAH!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Ouch!

Razor : Ha!

Enforcers : HEEAI-YAAH!

Monsieur Meow Massacre : Oof!

Enforcers : Woo hoo! Yeah! We did it! (cheers)

T-Bone / Felina / Rick / Elsa : (cheers)

Razor : 

Felina : Awesome job, fellas!

Enforcers : Heroes in a half claw and a fur!

T-Bone : 

Monsieur Meow Massacre: (sighs) Sheesh! Don't get it.

Commander Feral : 

Monsieur Meow Massacre: Aw gee, Le what?!

Commander Feral : Take it away, boys!

SCENE END

Commander Feral: As I'd promise, I would like you all to graduate for saving the entire Megakat City. And thanks to all.

Razor : We come so far and the Megakat City is coming in one piece!

T-Bone : (eats a whole box of donuts) Speak for yourself! (passes a box of donuts to Razor, but it's empty)

Razor : What the - Did you just ate a whole reward?!, T-Bone just recognize it about anything as he want!

Commander Feral : (angry) I can sure this about anything I want to be, and I'm gonna kill you! (chases T-Bone)

T-Bone: (pretend to be an airplane and chuckles happily)

Razor : Well, you guys. Looks like we're in a radical triumph. Thanks to Felina who saved the whole day!

Elsa Feral : Don't mention it!

Felina : And thanks to my helpful parents who saved the whole city!

Rick Feral : Yeah, well. Don't mention it!

Razor : (giggle) Man, Feral's the one muscular macho kat!

T-Bone : Ha ha, Very funny! (Feral hits T-Bone with a box) Ouch!