Molten Lava in a Magma City (transcript)

Jake-> My days about a deputy mayor who meets at a fire department, huh, buddy? (laughs) Hey what's the matter big fella? Can't practice the ninja skills? (laugh) Come on, squirt! Now it's time to get your tail whipped!

Chance-> Not this time pal! If any kat’s gonna lead our little ninja obstacle course it’s gonna be me! Heh heh.

Jake-> Aaaaah! Chance! Ow! Will you give me a hand?! Yow!

Chance-> That old trick’s giving up that I'm not gonna slow down! Nice try, sucker! (evil laugh)

Jake-> Chance! Help! Ow!

Chance-> And now, the best kat’s gonna win. Crud, I don't believe that he’s not fooling around! Jake, I'm coming! Hey! What’s the big idea?!

Jake-> Ow!

Chance-> Why are you upset that you're pretending to be volcano drowning that I lose?!

Jake-> Aww, I just got any…bruises. Oooooh!

Chance-> Bruises? Now that you're gonna be uh, alright, eh?

Jake-> (sighs)

Chance-> Hey, you're not on fire?

Jake-> See.......(angry) Nobody have to cheat in a ninja course ever again! (pushes Chance)

Chance-> Ow! Why are you too upset about?

Jake-> You never asked.

Chance-> Don’t sweat it, pal. I’ll teach you how to play with fire.

Jake-> I don't care! I shoot while I fly; Spitfires play with fire!

Chance-> (sighs)

(A creature called Spitfire puts all of the charcoals, then fire breathes on a half Megakat City which cause flooded into a hot molten lava)

Homeless Guy-> What?

(A half Megakat City got burned by

Homeless Guy-> Oh no!

Spitfire-> (laughs) You're building is on fire now, you will be hot enough to visit my new volcano city. Come to me my fellow charcoals. (laughs)

Homeless Guy-> AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Mayor Manx-> Hum de dum de doy…huh? Gadfrey!-wha? This is Mayor Manx, HAAAALP! My shower's on fire!

Callie Briggs-> What the- Gah! I’ve gotta get above this stuff. That tree’s my only chance! AHHH! I don't know about anything If this isn’t a SWAT Kat emergency! Oh, no!

Jake-> Hurry up, pal. You look coward. Can’t you kick so harder enough than that?

Chance-> Heh heh, You mean more like this? RAWR!

Jake-> Aah! Oh. My turn!

Chance-> Right now, It’s time for Callie! Yes Ms. Briggs?

Callie Briggs-> Megakat City’s on lava. Downtown’s on fire, A creature called Spitfire's trying to burn down all of the buildings. I’m trying to get to Enforcer Headquarters.

Jake-> We’re on our way, Ms. Briggs! SWAT Kats, to the jet!

Chance-> I'm right behind you!

Lt. Feral-> Not a good night to be out on the streets, Deputy Mayor.

Callie Briggs-> So I’ve noticed Lt. Feral. Let’s get out of here.

Lt. Feral-> I wonder how my uncle’s going to handle this one.

Callie Briggs-> I don’t know, but if he can’t let’s just hope the SWAT Kats can.

Razor-> Aww It's so hot in here! These things are not looking good, T-Bone. What's all the molten lava with all of a crud?

T-Bone-> Got me, Razor, Now it's burning all over half the city. You know what to do!

Razor-> Mmm hmm. Activating Breath Mint Missiles - (gasps) Oh no! That things are incinerating all over my system operation!

T-Bone-> Yeah, and it's almost gonna get flared, and incinerate.

Razor-> I just washed my cyclotron. Touching torches, Right now!

T-Bone-> Yipe! Razor, he thinks we’re a mount of explosive charcoals!

Razor-> Hey, T-Bone! Maybe I can curve his appetite. Activating Breath-Mint Missiles, again! Aaaah! Aw crud! He’s gonna touch the heat right through the controls!

T-Bone-> I've got an idea, Razor, Let's max this baby out! (thrusts) Bon Voyage, Heat Psycho! Gotcha! Happy Incinerate Trails! What a grouch!

Razor-> Oops, don’t look now, bud, but your thrusters are on a direct course with Enforcer Headquarters. Radical! You knocked all the charcoals. Awesome!

T-Bone-> Heh heh.

Commander Feral-> Along with half my control tower!

Lt. Feral-> Uncle, Relax. Looks like fire fighters explains that the entire city got burn down just like blowing down to smithereens.

Commander Feral-> That’s enough, Felina. I’ll handle this.

Razor-> Nobody's getting us any charcoals Commander.

T-Bone-> You're safe now that she is one hot-shot Commander.

Commander Feral-> Let's get on to the fire department!

Enforcer Sergeants-> Yes sir!

Fire Chief Kenneth-> It wasn’t my fault. t’d stake my job that this is the work. You see there? Those creature fire breaths the whole city. He is a spitfire. He stole a shipment of it just last week.

Commander Feral-> Spitfire! It figures that molten lava pathetic would be behind all this!

Callie Briggs-> But can the molten lava process be stopped, Kenneth? before it melts and destroys all of Megakat City?

Mayor Manx-> Well Chief, can it be stopped?

Fire Chief Kenneth-> Precisely. With the proper a water hose to fill up a water balloon to cool off the entire city… Why yes! The process can be reversed!

Commander Feral-> Then what are you waiting for, Chief? Let's get water hosing!

Fire Chief Kenneth-> Oh I’m afraid it’s not that simple, Commander. I’ll need large quantities of these water. And there’s only one place in the city that has them: Megakat Fire Department.

Mayor Manx-> But, that’s right in the center of my molten lava-covered city!

Commander Feral-> Don’t worry Mayor, I’ll get the water hose personally to fill up a giant balloon. You stay put Felina, that’s an order. And that goes double for you SWAT Kats. The enforcers will handle this. You too, Razor.

Lt. Feral-> Enforcers? What does he think I am? Kitty-Litter?

Callie Briggs-> I’d feel a lot better if you two were going along to help.

T-Bone-> You heard the Commander. (sad) But please, wouldn’t you don't have to break all the laws? would you Razor?

Razor-> Nope. Not anymore. On second thought, I guess that Mayor ordered us to help, and we’d have to as civic-minded citizens. (salutes) I'm your good guy now, Ms. Briggs!

Callie Briggs-> Well, Mayor?

Mayor Manx-> Well, I…Commander Feral did say that…

Callie Briggs-> Fine, just remember: without a water balloon you’re going to be mayor of Magma City.

Mayor Manx-> Well don’t just stand there, SWAT Kats! Go get that stuff and clean up my Citaaay!

Commander Feral-> Megakat Fire Department, on the double!

Lt. Feral-> Right!

Commander Feral-> Felina? I thought I ordered you to stay put!

Lt. Feral-> Hey, Looks like you needed the best pilot so here I am.

Commander Feral-> Fine, let’s go.

Lt. Feral-> Megakat Fire Department, eight miles and closing.

Enforcer Pilots-> Commander, we’re hit!

Commander Feral-> Return to base!

Lt. Feral-> Looks like it’s up to us, Uncle. We’re going down!

Commander Feral-> This is Feral, bring me chopper back-AHHHHHH!

Razor-> Looks like the Enforcers and the fire fighters ran into some trouble, and it’s still around. Awesome flyin’ partner!

T-Bone-> Razor, Feral and Felina are down!

Lt. Feral-> The SWAT Kats!

Both Ferals-> Gah!

Razor-> Nooooooo! (angry) Aw, now this molten lava guy's gonna get me vex!

Spitfire-> Hahha, so long ya fiery short tempered SWAT Kats. Aww, Looks like you didn’t live long enough to see Megakat City become a hot molten lava in a Magma City!

Razor-> Aw Crud! These missiles got incinerate!

T-Bone-> Razor, C’mon, You have to be focus. Time for a plan Z!

Razor-> (angry) No! We're not having a plan Z! You know I hate plan Z! Aww, C'mon. Just activating these missiles one more time for poor ol' me, Razor…

T-Bone-> Razor, I’ll help you if you are too upset about your heat-burning!

Razor-> I am so angry! I am not having a plan Z, and I am not heat-burning! C’mon, Razor! You can do it! That's why I have to activate all of these mirror coat missiles, Locked. launch. Now! Bingo!

Lt. Feral-> SWAT Kats, down here!

Razor-> T-Bone!

T-Bone-> I see em’

Callie Briggs-> Razor, come in, we’ve got a garbled call from Commander Feral!

Razor-> Never give up, Ms. Briggs, They are with us.

Mayor Manx-> Just get that water balloon, T-Bone, before the flame burns every square inch of Megakat City!

T-Bone-> Don't worry, Mayor. We're not letting you down.

Razor-> Aw my! My..must’ve burn all of my missiles melting free from this molten-creature. We're not free!

T-Bone-> We're not risk landing in this volcano village, Razor the hot-shot, under the surface, we’re too big a speed up to get away for those giant charcoals. Got it?!

Razor-> Mmm-hmm!

T-Bone-> Let's go! Deploy Water-grenades.

Razor-> Water-grenades are operational. Awesome!

T-Bone-> This is it! Megakat Fire Department.

Razor-> T-Bone, get out of the way! YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

T-Bone-> Razor!

T-Bone-> Razor. I’m gonna kill you. If you're gonna get heat-burned.

Razor-> Oooooh......(crying)

T-Bone-> Buddy, Are you alright?

Razor-> Yeah, I know, I think that little thing touch me a little bit. (keep crying)

T-Bone-> Let me see.

Razor-> Oww! Don't bother me! Aaaah! I want my neighborhood back! (keep crying)

T-Bone-> There there, Razor. It wasn't everybody's fault.

Razor-> (stopped crying) Yeah. But I want my social sacrifice.

T-Bone-> Don't worry, Razor. I'll get your neighborhood and your family back. Better see that fire fighters after we get those freezer. Want me lead?

Razor-> (angry) I’m fine, T-Bone. Maybe that’ll keep these torch off our back. Let's see if I could switch up to activate those mirror-coated breath-mint missiles.

T-Bone-> Locked. (punches) Unlocked. I hope you're having a good confidence, Razor. You're okay now.

T-Bone-> Yep, those giant freezer was still here. I'll better take a look. Uh oh! You..you're angry?

Magma Razor-> (shrieks) (fire breaths at T-Bone, but dodges)

T-Bone-> Aah!

Magma Razor-> (evil laughs)

T-Bone: (grunt)

Magma Razor-> (angry) What's the matter? Can't breath fire? Heh. Too bad, I'm the king of a magma city just like a creature! (clawed at T-Bone)

T-Bone-> Ow!

Magma Razor-> (hisses, then flame throws at T-Bone, but missed)

T-Bone-> I hate to do this, Razor. And you’re not yourself.

Magma Razor-> Aaaah! Ooooh!

Lt. Feral-> Uncle, did you heard that?

Commander Feral-> I know.

Lt. Feral-> Looks like we’ve got big problems, Uncle. That creature is called a spitfire, he’s trying to take over the Megakat City! But he’s heading this way. T-Bone, Razor, we need your help!

T-Bone-> At that moment, Razor’s a tied up a little, Lieutenant, Right now, I’ll do my best. I need a remote control to call the Cyclotron. I just hope the Cyclotron has enough fuel to deliver this load to pay.

Spitfire-> Hahha, nothing can stop me now. Lava has made me bigger and badder than ever!

T-Bone-> Even if that don't work we're all gonna look like you. Have a good confidence, Razor.

Spitfire-> Hahaha, the SWAT Kats?

T-Bone-> That's right! Hope I can get close enough to drop that stuff.

Spitfire-> How do you like the new me, dummy?

T-Bone-> Nuts! Razor would’ve never let that charcoal hit the cyclotron. And I’m running out of a fuel! What?! Out of vapor!

Spitfire-> Huge water balloon, nice try SWAT Kats, hahaha.

T-Bone-> Time to go thrusting! Now’s my chance. Time to say goodbye to the hot magma! Vapor this!

Spitfire-> What the-Noooo! This isn't over. You can't throw water at me! I'm melting! Aaaaaaah!

Fire Chief Kenneth-> Alright. Let's cool this city off.

Fire Fighters-> Yes sir!

Razor-> Huh? Couldn’t calm myself down, I just hope T-Bone forgives me. I want my sacrifice back! T-bone, C’mon say something. (gasps) Answer me buddy. Are you okay?

T-Bone-> *cough* I hope you didn’t play with fire?

Razor-> Me neither, T-Bone. I'm sorry I'm being angry, I promise that I'll never be a phoenix ever again.

T-Bone-> That's okay, Razor. I forgive you.

Razor-> Aww..Own it my home. Looks like it's time to ride back to my neighborhood with my Cyclotron…and have a nice charcoal lunch for dinner.

T-Bone-> Charcoal lunch...for dinner? Oh no.

Razor-> Just kidding’. (laughs)

T-Bone> Ha ha. very funny.